A Very Annoying Sister

I have a very annoying sister. She is the youngest in the family, and it is normal for her to be annoying. But her annoying-ness is abnormal among most of the busy-body mothers in the world.

First of all, I'll give one example between my mother and sister to show the full picture of how abnormal it is.

Phone call conversation with mom...

Me : Elo, Mi (short word for mummy) ah?

Mom : Yah, what izzit?

Me : Jack invited me to have lunch with him later, can I go?

Mom : Oh, okay. What time coming back?

Me : Er, 'round 3 something like that.

Mom : Oh-k, buy something light (snacks) for jia jia (sister) and make sure she takes her nap.

Me : 'K.

(End)

Phone conversation with sister...

Me : Elo?

Sister : Jie, where are you?

Me : Pyramid. (went for a walk after lunch)

Sister : With who?

Me : Jack.

Sister : Yor... *angry tone* Why go out with him? What time come back?

Me : ....... 3 something like that.

Sister : Faster come back la, I'm hungry adi.

Me : 'K la, 'k la. Wait for a while la, coming back adi.

(End)

Besides my sister's irritating phone conversation, there are other things she did which might be considered as annoying to others.

1. Whenever there are e-mails in my inbox, she would not hesitate to ask my permission to see the contents of it.
2. Everytime, without fail, log-in into my facebook account.
3. She sits beside me whenever I'm chatting online.
4. Everytime when I call or my boyfriend calls for a private chat, she would always follow me around, wanting to listen to every single detail of it.
5. Almost everytime when I'm going out with my boyfriend, she would always ask this question with an angry tone "Why go out with him?"
6. When my boyfriend comes over for dinner (mom invited him), she would say bad things about him like "he's a parasite, eating our dinner".
7. Before my boyfriend goes home after dinner, both of us will have a chat outside my house, and she'll never fail to say this "jie, go back inside la"
8. At times she will say things that are not true and negative like "he's gonna trick away all your money".
9. Once, she checked my smses and showed it to my mother, especially messages from my boyfriend.
10. When she saw pictures of me with my boyfriend she'll say "you look ugly". (Of course la, my face is not photogenic =_=''')

Besides the 10 doings, there are others as well, but I've forgotten about them. She is worse than my mother, and the worst among those who claimed their moms who are annoying as hell. These are all the doings that I have to endure all day long, and I wonder when or how my volcano is gonna erupt...